Because accountability is relative.
This t-shirt says what every law student has thought at least once and what every lawyer quietly still believes. When the class is stacked, the median is ruthless, and effort does not correlate cleanly with outcomes, there is always one explanation that survives scrutiny: the curve.
Was it the outline?
Was it the exam?
Was it you?
No. It was the curve.
Perfect for finals season, study group, post-exam decompression, or any moment where grades, rankings, or imposter syndrome threaten your peace. Wear it proudly. The data supports you.
Ideal For:
• 1Ls meeting the curve for the first time
• 2Ls and 3Ls who have accepted its power
• Law students during finals season
• Lawyers with unresolved academic trauma
• Anyone who understands that statistics do not negotiate
Why You Need This Shirt:
 
• Snark level: professor announcing the median “was fair”
• Minimalist, bold, instantly recognizable legal humor
• Great conversation starter in hallways and libraries
• A wearable coping mechanism