A gentle reminder… or a workplace jump scare.
This t-shirt delivers the exact kind of existential dread that every law firm associate carries deep in their soul. Wear it to happy hour, the firm retreat, the grocery store, or anywhere you might encounter a coworker who definitely has time entries overdue.
Perfect for weekends, too. Nothing ruins brunch faster than being reminded of the timesheet you absolutely forgot to submit on Friday.
Whether you’re a partner stirring a little panic, an associate with self-aware trauma, or a law student preparing for the inevitable, this tee is equal parts funny and uncomfortably true.
Ideal For:
• Associates who can’t relax because the timer in their brain never stops
• Partners who enjoy light psychological warfare
• Paralegals who know exactly who hasn’t hit their hours
• Law students about to enter the billable hour thunderdome
• Anyone who finds humor in corporate suffering
Why You Need This Shirt:
• Snark level: partner popping into your office at 5:59 p.m. on a Friday
• Perfect for causing mild panic in hallways, elevators, and firm events
• A flawless conversation starter… usually followed by, “Oh god, I really should be billing.”
• Great office gag gift or morale booster (depending on your definition of morale)