The most honest answer in the law.
This mug says what every lawyer is thinking and what every non-lawyer finds deeply unsatisfying. On one side: “It depends.” On the other: a slightly unequal legal scale that is right on the edge. Those are where so many answers are to legal questions, not in clear answers but right on the edge. That's why you're paid the big bucks.
Whether you’re practicing, studying, teaching, or just fielding unsolicited legal questions at family gatherings, this mug captures the reality of legal analysis in two simple words.
It’s understated. It’s accurate. And it’s probably correct.
Ideal For:
• Attorneys who refuse to give absolute answers
• Law students learning that nuance is everything
• Professors explaining why the hypo has sixteen variables
• Paralegals who already know the follow-up questions
• Anyone who understands that context is kingWhy You’ll Love This Mug:
• The most truthful legal answer, permanently caffeinated
• Subtle design that law people instantly appreciate
• Perfect desk companion for meetings, grading, or drafting
• A quiet warning to others not to ask for legal advice