Legalese Magic
Wave the wand. Summon the Latin and old-timey English. Legend says you can even summon a Ninth Circuit appellate judge with the right spell combo. They’ve always been a little more open to… creative magic in that circuit.
This t-shirt features a wizard’s wand unleashing a dramatic swirl of legalese — the mystical incantations every law student and lawyer knows by heart. Heretofore valenti non fit injuria chattel!  All the terms you definitely learned once and now summon from the void whenever your professor starts cold-calling.
Perfect for anyone who’s ever wished their casebook came with spells, shortcuts, or at least a potion for surviving Civ Pro.
Wear it to class, the library, study group, or while conjuring the willpower to brief a 40-page opinion. Warning: may cause professors to ask if you can also make tuition disappear.
Ideal For:
• Law students who secretly wish law school came with a magic system
• Attorneys who rely on caffeine more than precedent
• Paralegals who perform daily miracles
• Anyone whose spellbook is the Bluebook
• Perfect gift for 1Ls, 2Ls, 3Ls, bar prep survivors, and fantasy-loving lawyers
Why You Need This Shirt:
 
• Snark level: the look a professor gives when you say “I think that’s distinguishable”
• Perfect blend of legal humor and nerd energy
• Sparks instant laughter from anyone who’s survived law school logic
• Great conversation starter… and even better procrastination tool