If you’ve ever been a 1L (or graded the work of one), you already know the tragedy: somewhere between IRAC, caffeine dependency, and losing the will to brief another case, a student will confidently write “statue” instead of “statute.”
And thus, this shirt was born.
Featuring a lovely statue to help you remember that a statue is a statue is never a statute. This is a wearable reminder of the moment every 1L law student realizes spellcheck cannot save them.
Perfect for Legal Writing class, finals season, or that professor who circles “statue” with a level of disappointment normally reserved for constitutional crises.
Ideal For:
• 1Ls who are learning the difference (the hard way)
• 2Ls and 3Ls who survived Legal Writing and want the world to know
• Professors silently screaming into the void
• Lawyers who still check the spelling every single time
• Anyone who enjoys watching Latin phrases and typos ruin a perfectly good weekend
Why You Need This Shirt:
• Snark level: Supreme Court majority opinion with a spicy concurrence
• Clean, minimalist artwork in the signature Legal Eagle Brands style
• Makes other law students laugh (or cry) instantly
• Guaranteed to start conversations like, “Oh god… I’ve done that.”