Ah yes… the curve.
The mysterious force that turns a perfectly normal group of overachievers into a gladiator arena of quiet panic, competitive outlining, and whispered “what did you get?” conversations.
This t-shirt features the infamous grading curve labeled exactly as every law student experiences it, because let’s be honest: statistically speaking, most of us are living on the wrong side of that distribution.
Law school takes the brightest students from undergrad, packs them into one section, and then mathematically ensures that not everyone can win. What could possibly go wrong?
Whether the curve saved you, ruined you, or simply made you question everything you thought you knew about Contracts, this shirt captures the universal truth:
The curve is fair.
The curve is objective.
The curve does not care about your feelings.
Ideal For:
• 1Ls learning the harsh realities of bell-shaped sorrow
• 2Ls and 3Ls who have made peace with statistics (or not)
• Lawyers who still have curve-related flashbacks
• Professors who swear the curve is “neutral”
• Anyone who knows the curve gives, and the curve takes away
Why You Need This Shirt:
• Snark level: professor announcing the median with a smile
• A perfect mix of legal humor and academic trauma
• Great for class, study group, bar prep, or therapy
• Instantly relatable to anyone who has lived through a ranked curve