Because some of us were born with opinions… and objections.
This t-shirt is for the law student, lawyer, or naturally judgy human who can’t help mentally issuing rulings on everything from group project behavior to the correct line for grocery store etiquette. Featuring a bold gavel graphic, it proudly declares what everyone already suspects: you’ve been silently adjudicating the world your whole life.
Perfect for wearing to class, the firm, mock trial, or any family gathering where you’re definitely the one thinking “sustained” every five minutes.
It’s playful, sharp, and just self-aware enough to make people laugh instead of worry.
Ideal For:
• Law students who correct people’s use of “precedent” for fun
• Attorneys who judge everything except their own billable hours
• Paralegals who see everything
• Judges (real or imagined)
• Anyone who wants to warn the world, gently, that they are absolutely assessing everyone’s conduct
Why You Need This Shirt:
 
• Snark level: a perfectly timed raised eyebrow from a federal judge
• Universally relatable for legal professionals and judgy civilians
• Great conversation starter during study group or at the firm
• Lets you be honest without saying a word