Finally… a shirt that says what every attorney wishes they could put on a business card.
If you’re a seasoned lawyer, you already know the drill. You say this phrase constantly.
To your parents.
To your siblings.
To neighbors.
To your dentist.
To your brother’s ex’s sister’s hair stylist who “just has one quick question.”
Now you don’t even have to say it. You can just point to your shirt while continuing to live your life in peace.
Featuring a wagging hand that perfectly captures the universal “nope, not doing this right now” energy, this tee is ideal for anyone who has ever been cornered at a party with a legal hypothetical that somehow spirals into a 45-minute consultation.
Ideal For:
• Attorneys tired of being sued for free opinions
• Law students who’ve already become family counsel
• Paralegals who refuse to explain copyright law one more time
• Anyone who attracts unsolicited legal questions like a magnet
• Perfect gag gift for that lawyer in your life who needs better boundaries
Why You Need This Shirt:


• Snark level: partner reminding you the firm doesn’t do pro bono for your uncle
• Saves your voice, your sanity, and at least three hours of unpaid labor per week
• Universally understood by legal professionals everywhere
• A hilarious, wearable boundary that your friends and family still might ignore