This is no ordinary preamble, this is THE(E) PREAMBLE. The preamble to end all preambles. The OG. The grand zaddy of them all. One day you will find yourself cursing at a certain word processor because the margins just aren't margin-ing the way they should. You spend well past 7.5 minutes on the issue and are able to test the strength of the nearest window with the monitor.
That's when you reach for this mug.  Take a minute, heck, take six. Remember why you went to law school, no, not the money reason, the other reason. Remember the idealist 20ish year old you were, your awe at the sheer hubris of our social experiment. Damn those were good days. Now put the mug away and get back to that document.  
Available as either an 11oz or 15oz mug, this product is BPA and lead-free, as well as microwave & dishwasher-safe.